Y U NO understand memes?

So i realized that i haven't had a post with memes in it for a while. So here are a few to entertain you. There's also i new one I've found.

This is the new one. That blue face with a mustache; liar face. Wish that happened in real life. Like Pinocchio but better!

Y U NO! Is one of my favourites. Hopefully the title of this blog post demonstrates that well enough.

So many faces all in one meme! I love it so much. And it includes Dr. Seuss. So a future primary school teacher that appeals to me immensely!

Oh the joys of windows. i wish i had a mac, because windows really is a bit sucky sometimes! But i don't want to give in to apple!

It's a hipster within a hipster! Everyone knows it cool t o be a hipster now, which must really piss off original hipsters!

Moving on to things which i just think are cool.

Yup, it's a smoke detector that looks like a bird. When there's only a small threat it chirps at you. But when there's a major threat it screams "dee dee dee" over and over at a very high decibel. Want.

And now some pictures of things from my life.

It was my birthday. I am now twenty. That rose on my slice of brownie is a rice paper rose which was given to me at the Chinese restaurant we had our meal it. I saved it. Then nomed it with chocolate!

And these are all my birthday cards! It's not obvious that i really like owls and cupcakes is it? Yeah thought not.

Somehow, and i really don't know how, we started to run out of cake at my house. I only just baked a lot of yummy treats! So i made this one. It's a red velvet cake decorated like a traditional Victoria sponge. It's so soft and moist and amazingly yummy. Which is something coming from me because i don't normally like sponge cakes!

This is a double rainbow. Just thought i'd show it to you. Because it's pretty and colourful!

Remember i said my brother bought me a kawaii ice-cube tray. Well this is it. There's a bear, panda, cat, chick, dog, and monkey. They're so squee!

He's in my baileys right now. Melting away. I love his little curly tail!

That's all for today. Hope you've had a lovely past week!

This blog post is in dedication to Jiraiya, The cutest white tree frog i knew. RIP

*nom nom* Cricket!

I'm an acrobat!  03/11-07/11 ♥

Grammar and Randomness

I Admit it, I'm a grammar Nazi. If you've never heard that term before I'm not trying to compare myself with a Nazi and i appologise if it offends you. But if you have you'll know what I'm on about. I hate reading things which contain bad grammar. Well not so much grammar, but spelling. Here's a picture demonstrating my main spelling pet peeves.

The one i hate most it they're/their/there. I have a friend who always writes it as they're. Annoys the hell out of me. Ah well.

I do actually use this comma. Since I started reading academic journals at university and they all use the oxford comma. I swear at primary school they tell you not to use it though. If you're using and you don't need a comma. I'm going to be a primary school teacher sometime soon, so I'm sure I'll find out at some point.

Yes, although i call myself a grammar Nazi, I do actually get things wrong sometimes. But my mistakes are never as bad as the above example."Too", "Its", "Dificult". Fail!

Anyway. Moving on to things I think are cool.

This is actually a realistic idea for a kitchen i think. Most of my house ideas normally involve secret rooms and other expensive things. This would make it a lot easier to add extra people around than table just by squashing instead of adding another chair. It's also just like a restaurant. Well some of them anyway. The best ones. Red Robin *cough cough*

So i was playing Sims the other day, the first one. I was extremely bored, don't judge me! And my baby transformed into a child and this creepy lady face appeared as my child's face. My actual child was normal looking though and next time i went on all was normal. The weirdest bit about it is that the one on the congratulations pop up is frowning. And the one next to the family faces is smiling. Odd.

I want to make a couple of these. It's genius! All you have to do is snap a glow stick, tear it open, tip the inside into a jar, and shake. That simple yet so effective.

This is a pine forest in Poland where around 400 trees grow at a 90 degree angle facing north. This is an inexplicable occurrence and a pine tree forest close by is completely normal. It's called the "Crooked Forest" and I really want to go there!

I think this is such a cute idea for a wedding, but it could also be used for other occasions. How about a parent and newborn with their name or the word baby inside? I would try and think of more for you, but I'm lazy. I'm sure you could think of some pretty awesome ones for yourself.

Last but not least i leave you with this beauty. My little brother is convinced that the zombie apocalypse will happen so this would be perfect for him.

I hope you have a good week.

Revision, procrastination and distractions

I've been revising for about a month now. My last exam is on Monday. Just 3 short days away and i can't wait. My last exam ever. (PGCE has no exams! woop) My first exam was in mid May and i spent about 10 days revising for it. So it's safe to say that i'm now sick and tired of revision. However there have been a few things that have kept me going.
I'll start with talking about actual revising i guess.
My exams consist of essays, lots of essays. They are also mostly seen. Or i can guess which questions will show up. I start with writing an essay and then transferring the paragraphs onto note-cards.

These get me through exams, without them i'd surely fail. I put a title on one side and the info on the other. And then play memorization games with myself!

This is my current stack of note-cards i'm aiming to memorize.
Before i do this, i try to remember the order of the note-cards and all the references, all 24 of them.
This becomes my essay plan on the day of the exam so try to get it down in around 5 minutes.

Here it is, isn't it beautiful! haha

Now for the procrastination. Recently in town they've been giving out free Lipton iced tea. Yum. I love the stuff. My boyfriend doesn't = more for me! I went and got some this morning walking past the lovely ladies about 4 times and accumulated 8 bottles. I had a few yesterday and Tuesday too!

They're supposed to get me through the whole day, meaning i don't have to go downstairs to fetch drinks while studying. But i tend to drink them as a form of procrastination. Yummy yummy procrastination. So after about an hour or so after fetching them from town my supplies are already dwindling.
I also do this annoying thing with the bottles as i'm drinking where you blow across it to make a musical instrument. Everyone must of done this at some point in their lives. As i drink the sound gets deeper and deeper. I tend to keep going until my boyfriend gets very annoyed and tells me to stop! ha.

Speaking of music. Who's seen Google homepage today? It's apparently Les Paul's 96th Birthday so it's a Guitar!!!

If you click the little keyboard under where the second g would be you can use your keyboard as a well, keyboard (piano) type thing. All you need is the top line of letters to get all the notes. qwertyuiop.
Anyone recognise this song?
qqttyuiytrreewwqtttrrreeewtttrrreeewqqttyuiytrreewwq


It's Baa Baa Black Sheep obviously! I'm sad aren't i. I can literally find anything to do but study.

However, sometimes i am in the mood for studying and then get distracted. This distraction goes by the name of Hubba aka my boyfriend. Today i was dragged into town with him to go to the bank because he didn't "want to go alone". He finished exams 2 weeks ago today. Yes 2 weeks!

Anyway i've probably bored you enough now with my revision rant. Have a look at some cool pictures. Enjoy.

stop motion cake animation by Ali Mation. Watch it. I'm in serious awe of these cakes. Yum.

Check out this forest mural by Suzanne. She added the owl after, it's a picture. So she can remove it and add other animals as she feels. Awesome.

p.s. Yeah, the eyes glow in the dark!

Bath bombs that look like cupcakes!!!! I seriously want some of these.

Pedobear hot chocolate, Blow on it first kids, it's hot ;)

Teachers have these superpowers too, i can't wait to get them!

Back to revision. In the time it's taken me to write this post my supplies are now down to this.

And i have to pee, constantly. Oops.

Gifts, make the world go round

 Everyone likes getting a gift, if you try to deny it you're a liar. It's always awesome to know that someone cares about you enough to think of something to buy you. That they think you're like. In a way a gift that matches your personality. One way of adding to that is through the gift wrap and if i get any presents soon i want them to be wrapped in this.

It's Owl wrapping paper. One is just owls, and the other is owls with antlers. Perfect for hunters, or Christmas or whatever else includes deer.
Both of them are downloadable courtesy of My owl barn, the links to the downloadable print are below :)
download owl giftwrap here
download owl with antlers giftwrap here

When wrapping presents you need a number of things including tape and scissors. And just check out these adorable scissors which look like the eyes of an owl!

Or how about this tape dispenser!

And for the OCD gift wrapper, this measuring tape.

Change of topic, i do quite like doing that. But just look at how amazingly cute these cupcakes are!

 They're chocolate cupcakes, in terracotta pots, with some frosting leaves on them. Perfect for your budding gardener friend.
The Garden is so lovely, especially at this time of year with all the flowers out and the nice weather (fingers crossed!)
It's lovely just to sit outside and take in the view, on an easy to move around/store away chair.

And this is the best light-weight/outdoor chair ever. When folded closed it looks as if the owl is sitting on a perch! So Kawaii.

As you know i change my mind on what is my favourite thing every so often. Recently i found this website, well it's a newspaper. A fake newspaper. Best fake newspaper ever: the onion. It reports on news in a deadly serious way and it's so easy to trick your friends with it. If they're slightly slow that is. I love trolling! :)

Hahaha, Americans are pretty hilarious anyway. I know that this is fake but i recon they should actually make one. Making abortion more efficient, cheaper, and safer. Who wouldn't want that?

Speaking of trolling. Next time i access secret information i really want to do this:

Trololololololo

i appologise for adding that video, i actually hate that guy so much. It gets in your head and is really annoying. But it just fitted in so well!

Marvelous Memes

Everyone knows the meme faces such as forever alone, FFUUUU and  Trollface. Do you recognize all of these?

Forever alone guy is pretty epic. But did you know that there is also forever alone girl?

Now she has someone to hold hands with forever!
Other memes often come surrounded by a spiral like Philosoraptor.

And slowpoke

And this angry wolf. I don't remember what his name is though??

There are many other easily recognizable memes such as these beauties; hipster Ariel and Pedobear.

And how could i forget my favourite meme owl! O Rly?

Here are a few new ones that have made me giggle recently. Bear Grylls. What a strange fellow.

This little princess is also becoming a favourite!

These next two just made me laugh, they are pretty epic after all.

There are tonnes more memes out there, i'm pretty sure it's impossible to know all of them. I hope you've enjoyed these select few!